Dearest Students who turn their work in late and then want me to rush to grade it,
Sorry, no can do. You’re not special, and I have over 100 students who turned their work in on-time. Maybe when you learn to follow instruction, you too, can get your grades when everyone else does. Frankly, you should feel privileged and lucky to have a professor nice enough to accept your work.
What I’m trying to say is shut it. Got it?
The One and Only,
One Mean Mother-f-ing MFA