An Open Letter Rant

Dearest Students who turn their work in late and then want me to rush to grade it,

Sorry, no can do. You’re not special, and I have over 100 students who turned their work in on-time. Maybe when you learn to follow instruction, you too, can get your grades when everyone else does. Frankly, you should feel privileged and lucky to have a professor nice enough to accept your work.

What I’m trying to say is shut it. Got it?


The One and Only,

One Mean Mother-f-ing MFA


    1. A.M., I don’t know of a good enough excuse. If I was teaching at a four year university I wouldn’t even accept late work. My response would just be “tough.”

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